Lodge Keeper Song

 

The Lodge Keepers Song

 

 

Oh, I'm a Lodgekeeper and I'm OK,

I sweat all night and I work all day.

 

I gather rocks, I stack them up,

And set them all on fire.

I crawl naked in the sweat lodge

And Wriggle in the mire.

 

Chorus (repeat above in third person)

 

He's a Lodgekeeper and he's OK,

He sweats all night and he works all day.

He gathers rocks, He stacks them up,

And sets them all on fire.

He crawls naked in the sweat lodge

And Wriggles in the mire.

 

 

Oh, I'm a Lodgekeeper and I'm OK,

I sweat all night and I work all day.

I like to pick up roadkill

And salt the buggers down.

I put it in the freezer

When my wife's not around.

 

Chorus

 

He likes to pick up roadkill

And salt the buggers down.

He puts it in the freezer

When his wife's not around.

 

Oh, I'm a Lodgekeeper and I'm OK,

I sweat all night and I work all day.

When I'm the fire tender,

I'm not undressed at all.

I wear a manly outfit,

To fireproof my balls.

 

Chorus

 

When he's the fire tender,

He's not undressed at all.

He wears a manly outfit,

To fireproof his balls.

 

 

Oh, I'm a Lodgekeeper and I'm OK,

I sweat all night and I work all day.

 

To be a real Lodgekeeper

Takes a lot of guts.

Not everyone can handle

The sight of men's bare butts.

 

Chorus

To be a real Lodgekeeper

Takes a lot of guts.

Not everyone can handle

The sight of men's bare butts.

 

Oh, I'm a Lodgekeeper and I'm OK,

I sweat all night and I work all day.

 

When I see My Body

I think of my Grandpa's

The old men in my family

Could use some manly bras

 

Chorus

 

When He sees his Body

He thinks of his Grandpa's

The old men in his family

Could use some manly bras

 

Oh, I'm a Lodgekeeper and I'm OK,

I sweat all night and I work all day.

 

I wouldn't want one frilly,

or lacy, none of that.

Perhaps some hide of leather,

To match my Cowboy Hat.

 

Chorus

He wouldn't want one frilly,

or lacy, none of that.

Perhaps some hide of leather,

To match his Cowboy Hat.