Lodge Keeper Song
The Lodge Keepers Song Oh, I'm a Lodgekeeper and I'm OK, I sweat all night and I work all day. I gather rocks, I stack them up, And set them all on fire. I crawl naked in the sweat lodge And Wriggle in the mire. Chorus (repeat above in third person) He's a Lodgekeeper and he's OK, He sweats all night and he works all day. He gathers rocks, He stacks them up, And sets them all on fire. He crawls naked in the sweat lodge And Wriggles in the mire. Oh, I'm a Lodgekeeper and I'm OK, I sweat all night and I work all day. I like to pick up roadkill And salt the buggers down. I put it in the freezer When my wife's not around. Chorus He likes to pick up roadkill And salt the buggers down. He puts it in the freezer When his wife's not around. Oh, I'm a Lodgekeeper and I'm OK, I sweat all night and I work all day. When I'm the fire tender, I'm not undressed at all. I wear a manly outfit, To fireproof my balls. Chor...